Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Holding Your Own

Dear Sun Diver,

Can I get away with accepting weed from friends without
ever offering any back?

Sincerely,
Not Holding




N.H., it depends upon how good of friends you are with them.

For instance, if you give them sex regularly, the weed is probably freely offered.

Otherwise, you owe them a bonghit now and then. Dope smoking brings people closer together,
but nobody likes a mooch.

If you are too terrified to actually buy drugs from those scary drug dealers,
at least buy your friend dinner and take them out to a movie...

Prior to giving them sex.

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